1) i need not use Guan Hua brand toilet paper that tears easily as soon as it touch my butt cheeks 2) i need not pay for anything.. cause i own them 3) i will be on national television "Oprah Winsfrey, Singapore edition" 4) SRJC will be renamed after me, Jasper Institute of Bimbotic and Himbotic people 5) i can purchase Gabriel for my good friend Carie 6) i can cut my urge to rob Mr. Ho off his retiree money 7) who needs ATM? i am the ATM 8) i can start a "Kai Qing Day" by buying tons and tons of helium, making people talk and laugh like her 9) i can finally buy a proper piece of undies, for i am on commando everyday (i bet you dunno :) ) 10) i can buy A' Lvl cert for everyone :)
