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Friday, November 10, 2006

Fraller's "What IF?" #2 : I marry Oprah Winfrey


10 things that will happen to me if i marry her

1) i need not use Guan Hua brand toilet paper that tears easily as soon as it touch my butt cheeks
2) i need not pay for anything.. cause i own them
3) i will be on national television "Oprah Winsfrey, Singapore edition"
4) SRJC will be renamed after me, Jasper Institute of Bimbotic and Himbotic people
5) i can purchase Gabriel for my good friend Carie
6) i can cut my urge to rob Mr. Ho off his retiree money
7) who needs ATM? i am the ATM
8) i can start a "Kai Qing Day" by buying tons and tons of helium, making people talk and laugh like her
9) i can finally buy a proper piece of undies, for i am on commando everyday (i bet you dunno :) )
10) i can buy A' Lvl cert for everyone :)

Words Painted on;
3:43 PM

Jing Wen
Solomon
Noelle
Hui Shan
Chai Jing
Kai Qing
Sally Foo
Valerie Ng
Hafiz Banama
Jun Zhi